Do you want an orgasm?
Do you want it yesterday?
BAM. ORGASM.
Aaaaaaand done.
This baby means business. She’s like a roller derby chick- no nonsense, hardcore, unapologetic, amazing.
The hitachi is loud as fuck. I literally need to wait for the roommates to be out of the house before I use this. I plug her in like a power tool, lay down a folded towel, hit the button, and hang on for dear life.
She brings me immediately (no warm up here) to a delicious, desperate, miserable-in-a-sexy-way place, shoots orgasms through me, and leaves me crumpled and panting.
Romance is not her style.
She is heavy and large. She is not designed to mimic anything, or to seduce you emotionally. She is happy to obliterate any muscle tension you have in your neck or back or anywhere else, and she never tires because she plugs in. She is plastic and vinyl- unsterilizeable so pop a condom over top for easy clean-up. Legend says some women have these for decades, so best take good care of her.
But you don’t come to her for candlelight and rose petals. You come to her because you know what you want. She will get the job done right in no time. She can be used to turn doggy-style sex into a fucking roller coaster. She is unbelievably sexy when used by a partner to methodically draw orgasms (willing or consensually unwilling) from a bound lover.
God I’m wet.
Those who cannot bear her intensity can layer a towel between themselves and her head, or can pop a tenga egg over her head. Those who want her inside of them can invest in one of her nifty attachments. She is loud and unattractive but you won’t care. That’s how good she is.
And I haven’t even been able to handle the high setting yet.
6 out of 5 stars, Hitachi. You are one sexy beast. Grrrrrrrrowl.
Babeland, you are the best. Thank you soooo very much for sending me this amazing toy in exchange for a fair and honest review. Seriously, Babeland. This one is killer.
I’d also like to point you all to a new page of my blog, BDSM on a Budget. I’m going to be putting together a bunch of reviews of good BDSM toys. This one certainly doesn’t need to be used for BDSM, but can be an incredible device for either torture or reward, depending on how it’s used. Mmmmm. 
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