Move over, lesser toys! There’s a new toy in town!

And by town I mean my vagina.

The new Vr. 3 Vanity by Jopen is a dual-stimulation vibrator. It looks like a lot of other vibes- the Soraya, the Ocean Vibe, the Zini Hua (which looks like a pineapple, which is the last thing I want inside me), the cartoony Toyfriend Double, and the Ina, which really looks more like the Vanity Vr. 6.

This vibe is rechargeable, silicone, and has a one-year warranty. Good start. It’s got 2 different vibes- and by different, I mean not only different in location, but also different in type. The internal one is VERY thuddy, and the clit one is VERY buzzy. More on that later.

Let’s start with the negative. The box it comes in looks like something straight out of the 80s. Not in a retro-chic way, but more like a hot-rollers-at-a-garage-sale way. Textured white thin cardboard. Fire whoever designed this. Next: bright magenta is your only color option. Sex toy companies, listen up: please give me options. Take note of LELO’s color schemes. They’re on the right track. Next: instructions claim that once the toy is done charging, its red light will turn to a white light. Well, mine doesn’t, it just goes off. Not a big deal. Last, and this is my only real gripe, the power levels are tricky to use. This toy has no patterns. There are 2 buttons, one for each vibe. Click once, it turns on. Click again, off. Push and hold and the toy zooms quickly up in levels. I wish Jopen had learned from toy makers before it and gone the other route- push and hold = off, click cycles through. As is, the levels are really tricky to navigate, esp. when you want to escalate from a current level. I can’t even tell you how many intensity levels there are because they crescendo so quickly.

Now on to the good. And there is so much good!

Don't be jealous, G-Ki!

The buttons have a nice clicky feel, and are completely covered in silicone, so cleaning is easy. This toy LOOKS small, but I find its size to be perfect. Remember, please, that all vaginas have slightly different geographical placement. This toy happens to be the perfect fit for mine, and I hope (but don’t guarantee) that it will be for yours too! The bulge of the inner part of this toy feels amazing to me. I literally sigh/moan every time I slide it into me. The narrow neck makes for some really lovely feelings when I thrust slowly. The inner fullness brings a nice new sensation- I can feel the vibration in my butt sometimes, and this is WAY magnified with a butt plug.

This brings me to my next major pro: the thuddiness. This toy is SO THUDDY. I love it. The inner vibe is very powerful, and feels WONDERFUL to me. Inserted vaginally, this vibe is enough to make a butt plug feel like a vibrator, which is freaking awesome. The outer vibe is very buzzy. Personally, I prefer thuddy vibrations everywhere. Buzzy sensations make me numb pretty quickly, but as long as I keep the clit vibe of this one on low, I’m usually ok.

This toy, for me, gives a really luxurious, indulgent masturbation experience. It inspires me to tease and build up using suuuuper slow, irregular motions. It gets my juices flowing in a big way, and then when I end up thrusting, it mimics the shape of a well-trained hand/thumb combo. End result: strong, delicious, satisfying orgasms.

I love this toy. It’s getting about equal (if not more!) use as my go-to, the G-Ki. At a steep $147, I personally feel that this vibrator is worth the price. And I’ve tried a lot of vibrators.

5 stars, and highly recommended.

Thank you, Babeland, for sending me this fantastic toy in exchange for an honest review! You guys are the best. For real.

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